“Gaspang moves courtesy of my good friend KURT”
” you should be honest to your DUDES though it SUCKs and Humiliating at times- KURT S.
Setting: K inside his car driver seat , S outside the car ( driver side )
K : Dude musta? You and ——- ok na
S: hindi pa nga eh , Me BOBO
K : Oo naman Dude! BOBO ka talaga ( gaspang #1)
S : I never thought kasi …
K : Na ano?
S: magagalit siya agad dun!
K : Dude Bobo ka na talaga, magasgasan mo ba naman eh , If she scratch your face di ka magagalit … damn man , Where’s your brain cells??! ( gaspang #2)
S: IDK!
K : Dude depressed ka na ba niya ?
S: Hindi naman mukha na ba ? bakit?
K: pati -ikaw nag IDK na - bading ka na ba ? ( gaspang#3 )
S: Dude, i want to win her back!
K: You have to be at your best foot Dude !
S: Oo nga eh
K: But man unluckily „ pareho kaliwa paa mo- hahahahah ( gaspang # 4)
S: Dude , THANK YOU AH !
K: OO NAMAN
S: Pero seriously , I need back up man !
K : ooopps dude i can’t
S: bakit naman ?!
K: ( grabs his ipod, choose song ) plays I luv Your Girlfriend ( SUPER GASPANG #5)
on the radio
Lil Mama So Hood
( I Luv Yo Girl)
Lil Mama So Fly
(I Luv Yo Girl)
Wife Beater With The Denims
(I Luv Yo Girl)
She Keep Them Heels On High
(I Luv Yo Girl)
Man Look At Shawty Roll
(I Luv Yo Girl)
Man Look At Shawty Go
(I Luv Yo Girl)
Sorry I ( I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,)
(I Luv Yo Girlfriend)
S: Dude , WHY?
K: Man You heared It ! gotta go dude
S left alone thinking —
